Off to Vegas this weekend. Does anyone know a good jokes to start off my marketing seminars?

6 months ago, Obama was anti US Flag pin, today he's swimming in US flags http://ping.fm/9SF6f

I've given away over 100 US Flag Lapel Pins... I plan on giving out 1000. Get yours FREE here http://ping.fm/4l5Kv

I just finished up writing not one but two marketing courses i'm teaching in Vegas next week. I'm as excited as a mosquito in a nudist camp!

I was at the beach having a drink with a buddy. Super cold tonight. It was windy up in the crows nest at the beach house